Dopey Rods Microfiber Fishing Towel with clip – “If Lost, Return to the Guy With the Best Rod”

This isn’t your average fishing towel. This is the official wipe-down-for-everything cloth — hands, reels, fish slime, spilled drink, your buddy’s tears after you out-fished him… you name it.

Made from soft, fast-drying microfiber, it clips right to your belt, boat, or tackle bag so it’s always where you need it. And yes, it features the Dopey Rods logo loud and proud.

Best part?
It comes with a built-in personality:
“If lost, return to the guy with the best rod.”
Perfectly factual. Mildly chaotic. Guaranteed to start boat-ramp arguments.

Durable. Lightweight. Smart-aleck approved.
The towel every fisherman didn’t know he needed — until now.